You’ll also find them useful everyday for things like road trips with the family and adding a smile to school lunch.

Use these funny candy jokes at holiday gatherings or special occasions like birthday parties.

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Enjoy! Best candy jokes for kids of all ages All these jokes have been handpicked to ensure that they elicit lots of laughter from your kids. Looking for great candy jokes for kids? We’ve got almost a hundred for you in this post.

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